Friday, December 21, 2007

I blinked


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Looking for some clothes for the girl as Xmas presents. According to the children's clothing industry, she has made the leap from the "isn't she cute" to the "who lets their kids dress that way" demographic.

BTW buddy, you're late 60's/early 70's and I don't think you're going to "grow into" anything anymore. Get a belt that fits; you're tripping people walking around you.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

US: Look [the boy], what do you see in this [newspaper] picture? What are you going to see tomorrow?

BOY: Dinosaurs? Dinosaurs scary. I don't want see dinosaurs!

US: No, these aren't scary. They're not real dinosaurs. See? What's in this picture?

BOY: More Dinosaurs.

US: That's right [the boy].

BOY: Look! Mommy. Daddy. More dinosaurs. Nudder dinosaur picture!

US: No, that's Neil Young. You're not seeing him tomorrow.

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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
2nd last class of this swimming session was the last chance for coaches to test and evaluate the kids. Here now are my predictions.

[The girl] is a very strong swimmer for her age. She is able to perform all the necessary skills at her current level and many in the next. She needs to focus on her style as that will allow her to swim with less effort. Her strengths are her sideways glide and forward crawl. [The girl] is very attentive and considerate of all other swimmers and is a joy to have in the class. We recommend she proceed to the next level.

[The boy] has the potential to be a very good swimmer and would benefit mostly from paying more attention to the instruction being given. He has made tremndous progress in this class and now has the buoyancy of a rock or similarly non-porous object. We would encourage [the boy] to repeat the same level of instruction(1). However, as he is currently a danger to himself and other swimmers, we cannot allow him to do so at this facility. Please contact our front office for recommendations that we feel would be suitable for [the boy]. Our fine city is blessed with both natural waters as well as significant pot-holes that are easily filled with fluids. Good luck with that.

(1) At this time we cannot estimate the number of repetitions required to progress to the next level. Please keep in mind that we are not committing to, nor legally bound to guarantee, his ability to progress to the next level.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Not so easy


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
We didn't have quite the moment of inspiration as the architect (1) in coming up with costumes this year.

(1) See - http://formwork.blogspot.com/2007/10/james-and-driver.html

They each tried ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
... a go as a ninja.

So close!


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
I think a few more hours and we could have convinced the boy that this was the ticket to candyland!

We even went the Innovation route


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
... with no so great results.

We called this "Homeless, Not Quite Teenage Mutant Ninja Honey Bee".

We did consider ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
... the boy's 2nd favourite train character - Sulky.

But we figured it out in the end.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Fireman and Kitty-cat.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

We have to save Neo!



Who do you think the boy looks like?

So, we're finally done with the 12 days of the girl's birthday. What's a good technique to convince her that her new birthdate should be Feb 29th?

We suffered our first physical Wii injury over the weekend. The girl was celebrating a nice play/shot (I can't remember which, I was sulking at being nicely played/shot at) ... and was she on the rug like I told her? No ... hardwood slippery.


We also suffered our first and second emotional Wii injury. Early weekend Wii fitness test rated me as 50 years old. Yesterday, I had "achieved" 55 years old. 60, it's the new 30.

I'm expecting the 3rd emotional injury when the kids realize what "we're just borrowing it" really means.

Me and the boy. I'm the 55 year old on the left...



Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Happy Birthday Uncle K.

Do you give out points for effort?

(warning - big file / long load time)
http://blip.tv/file/385855

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Accck


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Off to school they go. Boy actually likes pre-school - to the point where he cries because he doesn't want to go to daycare. (Couldn't be that easy.)

And in all the mayhem .... I completely missed this ...

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/features/seriously_westcoast/index.html

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Visitors


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
We had a nice extended weekend with visitors from out East. Thanks for taking the time to come in and visit!

step up


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Who's gonna take this one?

doing as they're told


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
I don't care if it's raining. We paid for rides and by-gum, ride you shall!

What is it about these cars?


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
They don't go that fast, and they don't really get to steer (like on the jalopy ride). But this is the first ride they always run to.

shotgun


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er

3 - 2 - 1


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Sure, it's all fun and games until ...

... about 10 seconds after this, the boy got a time-out for soaking everyone.

Feed bag


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Had a great visit with the Aunt/Uncle/cousins/2nd cousins ...

Very nice dinner. Forgot how good toasted marshmallow's are. Kids got face painted by cousin-D (thanks!). And cousin-N showed us the ropes on their Wii.

Place your bets on how long before we get one.

L Mol


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Had a picnic at the sculpture garden. The kids were all over the bears. Good thing ye-ye/gong-gong and nai-nai/puo-puo's pieces aren't climable.

Kid Gap


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
Summer Stripe Dress $79.99

T-shirt / shorts combination $47.99
Weathered cap $48.99

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

You think this is disturbing?


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
I just found out that "irregardless" is acknowledged by both Webster and Oxford.

Incidentally, I also found out that, when a highlighter is left uncapped, while it does dry out, the powder that gets left behind does not lose any of it's pigmenting capabilities.

Monday, July 09, 2007

OOOO, AAAA



Currently featuring ...
- Billy Joel
- Fatboy Slim
- Grand Funk Railroad
- Green Day
- House of Pain
- The Fratellis
- The Housemartins
- The Jackson 5
- The La's
- Steriogram
... and many, many more!

Looking fwd to flash-based Sudoku

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Nothing better ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er
... than hanging out in the back yard on a nice day. The girl continues her streak of fearlessness-recklessness, all leading to new things. Earlier last week, she graduated from the grrr-animals swimming levels and she's into real numbers. Last weekend, I was showing her how to dribble a basketball (secret is pushing the ball; not slapping at it ... architect). Later in the week, I picked her up from school and she was dribbling with both hands and between her legs (albeit, using those exaggerated, Monty Python, silly walk leg steps - but still).

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now put down the camera and catch me already.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Took the boy for a speech assessment at the suggestion of his doctor. It turns out he doesn't have any major impediments, he just needs to s l o w d o w n. (I coulda told them that.)

Playing with clips from my Casio EX-V7 and run through Sony Vegas to add audio.


Monday, May 21, 2007

Overdue


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
It hasn't been that long since we washed your blanket has it?

Even Steven


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Took a bit, but finally got a chance to spend the day with the girl - after having spend a day with the boy a few months back. Regardless, the day always starts with breakfast at Cora's.

Sunday, May 13, 2007


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
... her easiest decision of the weekend was whether to go for the topping, the creamy center or an all-in-one.











Harder decisions were choosing between the ferris wheel, the Monster Swings or something called "Wipeout".




These are the swings - she ended up riding that only once. That's "Wipeout" in the lower-left of the photo - you ride in buckets and it whips around forwards and backwards and while tilting, shifting it's axis and varying speed between fast, crazy fast and "no loose change allowed." No other pics, because that was a "two-handed" ride.

Happy Mother's Day.

Wild weekend


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
... at the local community center carnival. This was the hit ride for the boy this year ... a step up from the cars/boats/aircrafts that just go in a circle - these faux-Nemo characters would actually go up and down.

Monday, April 30, 2007

If I wanted any poop outta you ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Boy's pretty well trained ... if you doubt my veracity, ask yourself if I would thusly tempt ... whomever it is you tempt by declaring your child's feat only to have it inexplicably disappear from his/her repertoire.

He's even making it through most nights without incident - even to the point of getting out of bed a few times to go potty.

Good thing, they're not making Thomas trains at sufficient pace to supply the reward system we were using.

Here's my poop story for this week ...

Before bath time, he's started jumping on the potty and forcing something out so that he doesn't have to get out mid-bath. Tonight, he did his business, got into the tub, then immediately proclaimed he had to get out and go potty again. Going twice in a row usually means serious business. (For the "sitting" crowd - guys don't have the ability to stop part-way through ... then continue later when it's more convenient.) Anyways, he gets back on the potty and after some serious effort - triumph. After round two - he gets back in the water and after another 10 seconds, decides he's not done. This time, takes more patience and he embellishes his coaxing technique by putting both hands on his head and pressing ... but once again, success. He gets back in the water and decides he wants to give it another go. Again, shows good patience, but eventually tries the squeezing technique - this time to no avail. He gives up and bath concludes with no further incident. But now we'll have to see if it's a thing.

That's my story for this week.

My story for last week was ... I've spent about 90 minutes so far this Spring picking up rabbit cr*p from our back-yard. Apparently, all the people complaining about the rabbits feeding on their garden and flowers and all the home remedies they've attempted, have only succeeded in driving the city's rabbit population into my yard post meal.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Spring Has Sprung


A whole new season of things to try out for the first (and last) time. Hope you all have a good one.

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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Nothing happens when you click on this icon...


At a conference on the West coast this past week, we were treated to a motivational talk by Benjamin Zander. If you get the opportunity to hear him speak - grab that opportunity. If you find yourself with the ability to see him in person - don't let that pass you by. In his talk, he referred to a recording of his interpretation of one of Beethoven's movements "as it was originally intended" ... since I'm not a refined listener of classical music, I can best translate that as "even faster than you're used to hearing it." I'll have to track it down and let you know.

Oh yeah, Disneyland was cool too.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The following occurs between 10:10.17 and 10:10.19 ...

Jeez, in the manner of spontaneous combustion, I almost fell/slid off my chair at work just now.

In other news, the boy has stayed dry for over 48 hours (I can feel a relapse even as I type). Our method has been to "make him" go to the bathroom (or at least sit for a while) every hour, then every 90 minutes ... and now he's asking to go on occassion.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The Art of Deep Slumber


Note the maximum air intake potential.
Protective colouring in the cheek area that warns potential interlopers of pending danger of abrupt awakening.
The slightly damp fur is a known barometer of rest efficiency, measured to the 5th decile.
Slight abrasion around the frontal lobe is a marking found in nature showing the aggressive, predatory nature.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007


When I punch in my voicemail password, it reminds me of Kayne's GoldDigger. I know it wasn't a conscious decision, but I wonder whether I should be concerned with unidentified, external influences.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Practise

Catching up on old clips ... just missing the theme from Rocky.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

two quick questions ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
1. Guess what he's singing; and ...

2. Spot the hazard (for a return visit).

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Here I sit, broken software ... no, that's not how it goes ...

As I sit waiting for Movie Maker to recover from a crash (nice that it recovers itself from temp files; not so nice that it crashed in the 1st place) ... it dawns on me that "big sis" e-mailed me earlier from a Blackberry; Nai-Nai has a better camera than me; and yet, I type this an a PC that's at least 2-generations old.

Good thing that Casio, is not available yet online.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Career choices

Just in case jazz-hands don't work out for the girl, she could always fall-back to ... falling back.

Tiny Dancers

Ooohhh ... it was going so well until that last "Jackson 5 slide" manuever.

Done

Life's lessons come fast ... so be ready for them.

Looking for a new digital video recorder. Tried and tossed this ... (terrible video - everything looked like blair witch)


Upgraded and tried out this ... but it's gone back too. (No tripod mount. Poor battery life. Video quality not good enough for $'s.)

Waiting for this to show up within catch and release distance. It claims to support new MPEG4 part 10 compression for better quality while still using less memory space than my current digital camera. 7x optical zoom, usable in video mode too. Just have to get over ... it's a Casio?



For now, it's back to the Canon S2 IS and video life 8 minutes at a time (or low res). And really, is that so bad? (Check back later for my response.)

Saturday, March 10, 2007

1 ... 2 ... 3


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Time Out.

classic.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

So, I've set up shop on blip.tv (see link on sidebar) ... we'll see how that works out. Using YT was ok, pretty easy to set up and upload clips, but too much noise and it got embarrassing to have my video's always classified next to ... well y'know ... you're gonna make me say it aren't you? Ok, I don't want my kids hanging out on YouTube watching - swimming! There should be some controls ... it's all there for the curious (and amphibious). Backstroke, dog-paddle, treading water ... and you divers aren't much better either.

Oh yeah, I finally moved to new blogger as well. To celebrate, I picked a more generic and drabber (drabberly?) theme.

Anyways, hope to have new pics of kids and other happenings ... it's just been too cold for my camera. With the freezing shutter, everything and everyone looks like LeMans ... (that would be "Daytona" for any Merickens that happen by here).

Friday, January 26, 2007

This was the conversation yesterday morning with the boy (TB) ...

(TB) Daddy! I see a bus!
(Me) Yes, a school bus.
(TB) No!. Not school bus.
(Me) Yes. That's a school bus.
(TB) NO! NOT school bus!
(Me) Yes. School buses are orange.
(TB) NOOOOO! NOT SCHOOL BUS!
(Me) , what colour is that bus?
(TB) Orange.
(Me) And what colour is a school bus?
(TB) Orange ...


(TB) That school bus?

Friday, January 12, 2007

Xmas is over ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
... get back to work. No free rides in this house!