Monday, October 31, 2005

Kids these days ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
(The scene) - Halloween night. I've got distribution duty.

*Ding-Dong*

"Hey, it's the Dark Knight. Happy Halloween," I say.

"I'm not a dark knight. I'm Batman," says the kid brought up on Blues Clues and Caillou.

I huck the minimum allotment of sugar at the boy - barely fighting the urge to confiscate rather than bestow. But I have taken a vow; uttered the oath ...

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Half full / Half empty


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
We had a really great week of weather. I even put my clubs back into my car just in case. But it was a full work week!

We just threw up some Halloween decorations under the wire. It's supposed to be a nice Halloween day, so we should get lots of kids coming by. We'll see how long the boy holds out this year. As you can see, he's working on his bite. (That one hurt - about as painful you can get without actually breaking skin.)

The Dark Knight


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
The boy on the lookout for superstitious and cowardly soothers.

Fall Visitors


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Past 2 years around this time, a family of deer - both parents and two doe (does? doh?) - find their typical food around the river gets scarce. So they spend more time in our/our neighbours yards. They're always cutting through our yards in the summer anyways, but now they linger and forage.

Last year - we lost a few new trees because they like the young sap. Tried it - not sure why. Maybe it's an acquired taste. We'll see how it goes this fall. Frankly, there's a neighbour three yards down with a veritable "Uncle Willy's" of Fawn Fare. (Isn't that where Deanna used to work in the mall?)

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Must be some sort of protest.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
So it's been a few weeks and - except when I was out of town for a few days - she's slept in her tent every night.

BTW - Thanks J, for the head's up on the new Florida shoot first law. I was there for a conference/a few meetings and Goofy never made a move for that bulge in his vest.

I know it's fuzzy


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
But I don't often catch them in a civil pose, let alone cuddling.

This is usually the shot I get


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
The girl bugging her brother. Or the boy pulling her hair.

Scary grin


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
There has to be a reason she's smiling like this. No tatoos on her brotherWhen we figure it out, I'll let you know.

Saturday, October 15, 2005



As requested ... http://saowen.blogspot.com/2005/10/ive-been-staring-at-this-photo.html

Doing fine, thank you.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
For those of you wondering how the girl is doing ... healing well. Very little scabbing. And for some reason, she has no interest in scratching or picking at it.

Who's kid is this?!?!

Boo


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Took the kids to the Zoo today. They've opened up their annual Boo At The Zoo. Lots of staff in various costumes and sets of houses and caves, etc ...

There were some odd things that I don't ever recall seeing before though.

More odd things.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
I imagine these represent something from H. Potter or L.O.T.R? Anyone recognize these from a narrative description?

Even more odd things ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
It's all about product placement.

I guess I'm just not up on the latest fads and who's hot/who's not. I'm guessing this guy is a somebody, 'cuz he has a posse. Or is that plural? What is it if there's only one - possum?

... and finally ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
heh

Look, I made my own blog!


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Leanne doesn't do rides. I "made her" ride with me once on a roller-coaster in Minnesota. I thought she was just kidding when she said she got scared, but she literally screamed the whole ride. We got off the ride and heard one little girl tell her mom "... that's her, she's the one ...".

So this is why it will always be me with the kids on any rides.

Okay - it's getting late.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
I don't know how Leanne got this shot. We actually had a lot of fun on that ride.

Gymkids


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That's the girl, doing star jumps on the trampoline. Excuse me ... I gotta go look up how many times a second a hummingbird can flap it's wings ...

Holy Tomatos


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
This is just to give you a sense of how prodigious a green thumb Leanne has ... and how much sunlight we get on the South side of our house. I mean, c'mon. Martha Stewart could sail in that thing.

Shouldn't let him get at my VCR tapes.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
The boy, chanelling Tom Cruise.

The kids with one of the neighbours ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Enjoying a private joke.

And this is them ...


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... looking like they're going to do something unsanctioned.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I've been staring at this photo ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
... and finally figured out what was bugging me about it. His hair is a cross between (specifically) his Uncle K's and (more generally) a comb-over.

Monday, October 10, 2005

It's in the genes.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
In case there was any question of lineage - the boy proves that he too can fall asleep at any time in any position.

If you look carefully, you'll see he's looking for bonus points by lying on top of sharp plastic objects - mostly his sister's dolls.

Bears the mark.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
I think that's either Mulan or Jasmine.

Everything was going fine ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Another nice fall morning, so we took to the outdoors. The girl, dressed up as her favourite TV character - The Purple Princess. (Perhaps, Leanne's favourite - hard to keep them straight.)

A rousing game of ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Any backyard quality time, typically includes the fairly advanced and complex game of - running around in circles. Today's variation took place around our paving stone patio.

But then ...

Then the tryptophan kicked in ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
... causing slow-down in the girl's LRFM (1) resulting in a bit of a header ... uhhh .. or face-er.

Took it like a trooper, including the rather largish gauze pad. But it allowed her to make use of the large red band-aids. Yeah!

(1) Limb Response Feedback Mechanism

Latest web-craze ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
I hope this doesn't spike web-traffic to the point where I'm disallowed the use of these fine services. Still, I think it's worth risking to introduce (what I think) will be the latest notion soon to be ripped off in countless knock-off variations. Here we go ...

Plant? or Weed?

Vote now.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Turkey weekend


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Last minute decision to go camping ... on the second floor landing. The girl got this for her birthday and she's sleeping in it tonight. Wonder how long this will last?

Thursday, October 06, 2005

So one day ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
... we're picking our bounty from fall harvest ... okay, so we're taking these off the ground because they attract the deer, but still.

.... the next day we wake up to this!


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
A few cm's of snow. It took me 25 min's instead of 20 to get into work. Enough to seriously threat any chances for a round of golf on Friday. And to give us locals a good chuckle w.r.t. the Torontonians we had in town for work.

Still a little snow beats the little Fed Ex Cessna that came down right by Confusion Corner this morning.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Caught on tape.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
See this? Looks like the typical, poorly composed, wrongly exposed photo, right? Wrong! Well partially wrong.

The point of this picture is for you to see the type of beating my boy puts on me. That's me getting a face-soother rub under the boy's right hand.

He's actually not that rough - it's more the element suprise. You don't THINK he can move his melon fast enough to crack you on temple; He APPEARS to be pointing at something behind you, before he firmly lodges his index finger in your nostril up to the 2nd nuckle. He's somehow figured out how to focus all 30lbs of his "chi" into his heel when he strolls by and digs into your foot.

Is it really still my birthday?


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.

That means cards ...


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... and more cards.


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Happy Birthday ...


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Sweetie!


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Saturday, October 01, 2005

Another great day ...


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
Yeah. It's Saturday and this is what we do on Saturdays.

The girl is having a little Sound of Music moment here.

For some reason, I ended up with way more shots of the girl, even though the boy was with us the whole time.

Heh


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
This is officially a thing with her now. Too bad we don't get very deep snow in our back yard for some reason, otherwise she might enjoy going off the top deck.

My boy is graceful.


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Originally uploaded by Lao Er.
You shoulda seen him go down the twisty slide on his belly.

Cheap thrills


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Two more with the colour accent from the S2.

This IS Fall.

... and the other ...


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Just be thankful I didn't post the other dozen. Disk is cheap.