(The scene) - Halloween night. I've got distribution duty.
*Ding-Dong*
"Hey, it's the Dark Knight. Happy Halloween," I say.
"I'm not a dark knight. I'm Batman," says the kid brought up on Blues Clues and Caillou.
I huck the minimum allotment of sugar at the boy - barely fighting the urge to confiscate rather than bestow. But I have taken a vow; uttered the oath ...
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Did the Dark Knight mask himself as The Great Pumpkin?
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